Not being able to do the Vulcan salute.
(but being a fantastically dedicated Nerdfighter, nonetheless)
Having parents that think buying stuff off the internet is sketchy.
“But…he wrote this book!” -holds up papertowns-
“What’s a Nerdfighter?”
“A person who, instead of being made of bone and flesh, is made entirely out of awesome.”
“…that’s not scientifically possible.”